Trip To Jerusalem
08-17-2007, 12:21 PM
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker
told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or
you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take
that chance."
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker
told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or
you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take
that chance."
08-17-2007, 02:28 PM
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I believe this is a repost, Thanks
08-17-2007, 09:50 PM
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i found 2 others:
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=...mp;hl=jerusalem
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=...mp;hl=jerusalem
still funny though
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=...mp;hl=jerusalem
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=...mp;hl=jerusalem
still funny though
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