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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 12:54 PM
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The best one I've heard from my dealer so far...:

I told him I want the settop box for digital TV. First he said he never heard about it, but if he hears something he will let me know... Well, it was out before the E60... Anyways... I called Munich and they said of course they have it and the dealer should know about it. The very next day I received the BMW magazine and the settop box was mentioned in it. So I called my dealer again and told him Munich knows about the box and said he should know about it too, and BTW, it's mentioned in the new issue of the BMW magazine... His response: I'll order a copy of the BMW magazine to check it...
By saying that he was telling me that he doesn't believe me and he is not willing to check his ETK. :thumbsdown:
Of course there was such a settop box and he succesfully installed it... Months later...
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' date='Mar 3 2005, 01:54 PM
The best one I've heard from my dealer so far...:

I told him I want the settop box for digital TV. First he said he never heard about it, but if he hears something he will let me know... Well, it was out before the E60... Anyways... I called Munich and they said of course they have it and the dealer should know about it. The very next day I received the BMW magazine and the settop box was mentioned in it.? ? So I called my dealer again and told him Munich knows about the box and said he should know about it too, and BTW, it's mentioned in the new issue of the BMW magazine... His response: I'll order a copy of the BMW magazine to check it...? ?
By saying that he was telling me that he doesn't believe me and he is not willing to check his ETK.? ? :thumbsdown:
Of course there was such a settop box and he succesfully installed it... Months later...?
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*&%#ing dealers!
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 07:19 PM
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Since we're on *&%# heres a nice A & E biography on the useage of *&%#.

Warning: They actually say the word out loud ok...

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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Mar 3 2005, 11:44 AM
Dealer: I'm sorry sir, no other car had this before. You're absolutely the first person to complain.

Answer: F&#!*ng moron, you do believe i'm stupid, don't you
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i did have a similar conversation with my sales advisor and he said it's up to me if i want to complain to bmwna .
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by EBMCS03' date='Mar 3 2005, 06:19 PM
Since we're on *&%# heres a nice A & E biography on the useage of *&%#.

Warning: They actually say the word out loud ok...?

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love it! it's funny when he said it so seriously, especially with that kind of background music .
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Old Mar 4, 2005 | 03:09 AM
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I know that one. I think it's George Carlin. There is a lot of good stuff from him. I love this dude.
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