A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks in front of him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who ever lived on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

The man noticed a clock a clock stuck on 12 o'clock.
"Oh," said the man,"whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,indicating that she never told a lie."

He noticed another one at 2 minutes past 12. "Incredible," said the man.
"And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's G.W Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Well Dubya's clock is in Gods' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

 

 

haha xD

 

heard of it before. but they used to use clinton's instead .