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Old 12-10-2004, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Flowerfred' date='Dec 10 2004, 11:08 PM
When I think of the sea
I think of sand

When I think of sand
I think of towtrucks..


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Old 12-10-2004, 05:17 PM
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I couldn't resist :


Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

What the hell am
I doing with you?




Sorry if it's lame!
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As the holidays come upon us,
and families dine and laugh,
It now seems like I want to
cut you in half.
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borrowed of the Python lads:

Mary had a little lamb
and it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five bar gate
and kicked its little c*** in.

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Ouch...
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Originally Posted by wassy' date='Dec 11 2004, 03:17 AM
I couldn't resist :


Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

What the hell am
I doing with you?




Sorry if it's lame!
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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

I'll bet you look lovely
Sat there on the loo.
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