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Old 08-30-2006, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='328901' date='Aug 30 2006, 06:59 PM
Nice one

Must add the same joke a few hundred times to get the hit count up!!!

If you are going to repost, I vote for redneck and hillbilly jokes.
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Originally Posted by robg' post='329180' date='Aug 31 2006, 03:41 PM
If you are going to repost, I vote for redneck and hillbilly jokes.

:'(

I'll have to keep a especially sharp eye out for the old hb jokes.

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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='329211' date='Aug 31 2006, 12:11 PM
:'(

I'll have to keep a especially sharp eye out for the old hb jokes.

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I have been here, waiting and wathcing for your return. It was not the same without out you.
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old post, but still very funny
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must be very funny, that joke also exists in german
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who cares ...repost or not. Its still pretty funny.....LOL
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