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A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes
home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.. that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".
home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.. that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".
08-30-2006, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='328808' date='Aug 30 2006, 08:49 PM
Re-repost. 
Ohhh errrr missus. What a memory. can u remember every post?
And it was probably me as well.
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='328813' date='Aug 30 2006, 10:07 PM
Ohhh errrr missus. What a memory. can u remember every post?
And it was probably me as well.
And it was probably me as well.
And yes, it was you. See here.
08-30-2006, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='328824' date='Aug 30 2006, 09:50 PM
Christ almighty.
Only a year and a bit.
You are embarrassing me now.
What did u search on to find that?
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='328829' date='Aug 30 2006, 11:03 PM
What did u search on to find that?
But you can also use the search function of the forum. All you need is some KEY WORD or phrase.
Here it is: Dark in here
That sentence doesn't make much sense in most other contexts, so the search will most likely bring the wanted thread up on the results page.
Another one that works is: baseball glove
If you search in the Lounge for the above mentioned baseball glove there's just two results.
08-30-2006, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='328839' date='Aug 30 2006, 10:16 PM
First of all: my memory...
But you can also use the search function of the forum. All you need is some KEY WORD or phrase.
Here it is: Dark in here
That sentence doesn't make much sense in most other contexts, so the search will most likely bring the wanted thread up on the results page.
Another one that works is: baseball glove
If you search in the Lounge for the above mentioned baseball glove there's just two results.
But you can also use the search function of the forum. All you need is some KEY WORD or phrase.
Here it is: Dark in here
That sentence doesn't make much sense in most other contexts, so the search will most likely bring the wanted thread up on the results page.
Another one that works is: baseball glove
If you search in the Lounge for the above mentioned baseball glove there's just two results.
Must add the same joke a few hundred times to get the hit count up!!!
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='328901' date='Aug 31 2006, 12:59 AM
Must add the same joke a few hundred times to get the hit count up!!!
