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Old 08-04-2007, 01:39 AM
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One guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older"
woman he met at a bar.


This one woman looked pretty darn HOT for 57. She was drinking quite a
bit,and while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd
ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

He said no, can't say that I have.

So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly
into his eyes, she tells him, "Tonight's your lucky night."



So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light and she
shouts upstairs, "Mom.... you still awake?"
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='455169' date='Aug 4 2007, 11:39 AM
"Mom.... you still awake?"


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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='455169' date='Aug 4 2007, 02:39 AM
"Mom.... you still awake?"
errr.... ... hahahahaha
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"Ouch"!
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