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Ok, so I'm sitting in my car by my barber shop, waiting for them to open up. All of a sudden I see a guy walk behind my car and duck down - I'm like WTF?
as I go to take my seatbelt of to see what he's doing sitting behind my car, I start smelling...
you guessed it - shit... This answers my life-long question "where do you take a dump if you're a homeless guy in East Village on Manhattan at 7AM on a Tuesday?"
You guessed it right if your answer was "about a third way down the block on E 10th St., between a white Bimmer and a Plymouth Acclaim (yes, THE Acclaim - I too am astonished that it was not repossessed by Obama as a clunker). Aaaanyway, but seriously WTF ??? I know shit is bad out there and a lot of people are having it rough - I'm not exactly swimming in champagne and caviar either (well, ok, only on Saturdays
) - but since when is shitting on East 10th street allowed right off the sidewalk?
Funny thing is: I've already heard three different sets of people remarking how some people don't curb their dogs - how about some people don't curb themselves?!?!
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You guessed it right if your answer was "about a third way down the block on E 10th St., between a white Bimmer and a Plymouth Acclaim (yes, THE Acclaim - I too am astonished that it was not repossessed by Obama as a clunker). Aaaanyway, but seriously WTF ??? I know shit is bad out there and a lot of people are having it rough - I'm not exactly swimming in champagne and caviar either (well, ok, only on Saturdays
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Funny thing is: I've already heard three different sets of people remarking how some people don't curb their dogs - how about some people don't curb themselves?!?!
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LOLOLOLOLOL... oh lordy Vlad i have heard it all.. i would have loved to see the expression on your face! priceless! lolol.. in the city ya never know, expect the unexpected.. just make sure you didnt run it over leaving your parking spot.. rotfl!
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What I want to know is what you did after you realized he was pop'n a squat next to your car? LOL.
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Originally Posted by mrfva' post='1056718' date='Nov 17 2009, 10:58 AM
Great... so this is what I have to look forward to in NY, people poppin' and squatin' ![Frown](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/sad.gif)
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Before the Guiliani and Bloomberg administrations, that kind of thing was much more common. Not so much anymore. NYC is the safest large city in the US. Pockets of it are not safe but most of it is very safe, especially areas where visitors tend to hang.
When are you in NYC?
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Originally Posted by sdg1871' post='1056720' date='Nov 17 2009, 11:05 AM
Frank:
Before the Guiliani and Bloomberg administrations, that kind of thing was much more common. Not so much anymore. NYC is the safest large city in the US. Pockets of it are not safe but most of it is very safe, especially areas where visitors tend to hang.
When are you in NYC?
Before the Guiliani and Bloomberg administrations, that kind of thing was much more common. Not so much anymore. NYC is the safest large city in the US. Pockets of it are not safe but most of it is very safe, especially areas where visitors tend to hang.
When are you in NYC?
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Originally Posted by christie@RPI' post='1056893' date='Nov 17 2009, 01:42 PM
..but really thats nasty! what did you do?!
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