some for the ladies
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> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
>Sweatshirt.
> > Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
>"What
> > setting do I use on the washing machine?"
> > "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
> > He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
> >
> > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
> > happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
> >
> > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
>of
> > the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I
>mowed
> > the lawn like this?"
> > "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
> >
> > He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a
>
> > good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa
>and
> > fart.
> >
> > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> > A: A rumour
> >
> > A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
>wedding
> > anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said
>that
> > because they had been so good that each one of them could have one
>wish.
> > The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
> > Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
> >
> >
> > The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
> > Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
> >
> > A PRAYER....
> >
> > Dear Lord,
> > I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
> > Love to forgive him;
> > And Patience for his moods.
> > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
> > I'll beat him to death.
> > AMEN
> >
> > Q: Why do little boys whine?
> > A: They are practicing to be men.
> >
> > Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
> > calling your name?
> > A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
> >
> > Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
> > A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
> >
> > Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
> > A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
> >
> > Q: What is the difference between men and women?
> > A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
> > woman to satisfy his one need.
>
>
>NO REPOST COMMENTS
>Sweatshirt.
> > Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
>"What
> > setting do I use on the washing machine?"
> > "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
> > He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
> >
> > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
> > happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
> >
> > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
>of
> > the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I
>mowed
> > the lawn like this?"
> > "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
> >
> > He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a
>
> > good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa
>and
> > fart.
> >
> > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> > A: A rumour
> >
> > A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
>wedding
> > anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said
>that
> > because they had been so good that each one of them could have one
>wish.
> > The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
> > Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
> >
> >
> > The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
> > Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
> >
> > A PRAYER....
> >
> > Dear Lord,
> > I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
> > Love to forgive him;
> > And Patience for his moods.
> > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
> > I'll beat him to death.
> > AMEN
> >
> > Q: Why do little boys whine?
> > A: They are practicing to be men.
> >
> > Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
> > calling your name?
> > A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
> >
> > Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
> > A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
> >
> > Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
> > A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
> >
> > Q: What is the difference between men and women?
> > A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
> > woman to satisfy his one need.
>
>
>NO REPOST COMMENTS
04-09-2006, 05:55 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
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Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
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