Sitting on the side of the road
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='975918' date='Aug 13 2009, 11:19 PM
www.polkmoms.com? Phil, what kind of porn link did you put up? 
Didn't really look at the link......just remembered the incident because it happened up the street.
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I know the REAL reason that the old guy was SO angry and threw a punch at you Craig.... 
It becomes apparent when you look closely at his shirt!!
He appears to be pointing at a life-size drawing of his penis!!
It also looks as though it won't go up either!! VOIL?!! Angry man attempts assault on Trust Fund Douche!! 
It becomes apparent when you look closely at his shirt!!
He appears to be pointing at a life-size drawing of his penis!!
It also looks as though it won't go up either!!
VOIL?!! Angry man attempts assault on Trust Fund Douche!!
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='976072' date='Aug 13 2009, 10:01 PM
I know the REAL reason that the old guy was SO angry and threw a punch at you Craig....
It becomes apparent when you look closely at his shirt!!
He appears to be pointing at a life-size drawing of his penis!!
Attachment 87025
It also looks as though it won't go up either!! VOIL?!! Angry man attempts assault on Trust Fund Douche!!
It becomes apparent when you look closely at his shirt!!
He appears to be pointing at a life-size drawing of his penis!!
Attachment 87025
It also looks as though it won't go up either!!
VOIL?!! Angry man attempts assault on Trust Fund Douche!! Now THAT's a headline
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='976072' date='Aug 13 2009, 10:01 PM
I know the REAL reason that the old guy was SO angry and threw a punch at you Craig....
It becomes apparent when you look closely at his shirt!!
He appears to be pointing at a life-size drawing of his penis!!
Attachment 87025
It also looks as though it won't go up either!! VOIL?!! Angry man attempts assault on Trust Fund Douche!!
It becomes apparent when you look closely at his shirt!!
He appears to be pointing at a life-size drawing of his penis!!
Attachment 87025
It also looks as though it won't go up either!!
VOIL?!! Angry man attempts assault on Trust Fund Douche!! 
so i guess he's still a virgin
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='975070' date='Aug 13 2009, 11:29 AM
alright. i am home. turns out in this case, two wrongs make a right. i was advised a new statute in FL states that anyone involved in road rage can be arrested on the spot. his throwing a punch and pushing me was my saving grace. the only physical evidence of road rage was my smoothie now baked into the side of his car. since he got physical, it was much easier for us both to walk away without handcuffs.
he did spend a lot of time insulting my car, inisited that i didnt have a job because i wouldnt tell him what i did for a living. of course i told the cops. they were really cool, one was retired Army.
At the end of the day, his car is a mess and his business didnt open on time. i spent 2 hours sitting in the AC of my car on my day off posting on 5series.net.
i will be posting pics. luckily the pictures are property of the photographer. I told the cops i did in fact take pictures of him. I admitted that it was probably to antagonize him. The one cop mentioned it was the "intel guy" in me documenting everything. they even mentioned that the guy was aware that i was going to post the pics on the internet. I told him i was going to blog about "the guy who pushed me then called the cops on me"
in the end... lesson learned. dont waste an 8 dollar smoothie. I am still hungry.
he did spend a lot of time insulting my car, inisited that i didnt have a job because i wouldnt tell him what i did for a living. of course i told the cops. they were really cool, one was retired Army.
At the end of the day, his car is a mess and his business didnt open on time. i spent 2 hours sitting in the AC of my car on my day off posting on 5series.net.
i will be posting pics. luckily the pictures are property of the photographer. I told the cops i did in fact take pictures of him. I admitted that it was probably to antagonize him. The one cop mentioned it was the "intel guy" in me documenting everything. they even mentioned that the guy was aware that i was going to post the pics on the internet. I told him i was going to blog about "the guy who pushed me then called the cops on me"
in the end... lesson learned. dont waste an 8 dollar smoothie. I am still hungry.
both of you assholes should be ticketed and go in front of a judge so that he tells your dumb asses that you DON'T DO SH!T LIKE THIS ON THE ROAD! 
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EDIT: Then again, I don't brake check people - I just throw smoothies at them
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Riiiiiiiiiiight, mild, suuuuure, buddy, whatever you say, just don't throw a smoothie at me, muscle man bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
Depending on whether it was a forest, New York or a Power Ranger, you might have earned all your cool points back with this one, pal 
Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='975344' date='Aug 13 2009, 03:26 PM
This was definately out of the norm for me. Last time I did something like this was when (you'll appreciate this) I dumped a Full draft beer over a rangers head in a resturant. That was prob 2 years ago
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Craig, dude, when you come to NYC, we have got to hang! You are a funny funny dude, bro! This thread is seriously the BEST thread I've read - if not ever, then in a LONG time!!!
Thanks for the entertainment
Thanks for the entertainment
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Originally Posted by MiamiPhill' post='975916' date='Aug 13 2009, 11:17 PM
This could have ended badly Craig.....don't ever do that again.
http://www.polkmoms.com/article/20080805/N...Office_Shooting
http://www.polkmoms.com/article/20080805/N...Office_Shooting
When someone does something stupid to me on the road like the oldster did, I just blow it off.
