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Old May 21, 2005 | 09:39 AM
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A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her Husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation clucked like a chicken And lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.

The following week, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the Butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken Breasts.

The 3rd week, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


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Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
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Old May 21, 2005 | 02:01 PM
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Aaah got me there!
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