Redneck murder
05-07-2006, 05:44 PM
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Why can't police solve redneck murders?
The DNA is all the same, and there are no dental records.
The DNA is all the same, and there are no dental records.
05-13-2006, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by MaxBuck' post='279187' date='May 7 2006, 06:44 PM
Why can't police solve redneck murders?
The DNA is all the same, and there are no dental records.
The DNA is all the same, and there are no dental records.
05-14-2006, 12:41 AM
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U cruel person.
05-19-2006, 12:15 AM
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I still dont get the joke 
05-19-2006, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by iceman316' post='284616' date='May 19 2006, 04:15 AM
I still dont get the joke
Don't make me come down there!!
Ok... I'll explain. Police can't solve murders of rednecks because their DNA is all the same because of the proliferation of intermarriage within familial units. There are no dental records because rednecks have no teeth. As I said before, I am from West Virginia originally ( I escaped at a young age ) so I can attest to the validity of these disparaging remarks against my people.
The truth makes the joke that much more funny.
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