REal Pilots
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From: Auckland New Zealand Home of Lord of the Rings
My Ride: 2004 E60 545i motorsport,,retired ACS E39 2000 520i 2.2, E46 2001 motorsport sedan mine but son's drive, E46 2001 motorsport coupe, and just retired Porsche Cayenne Turbo.
For playn 2007 E92 335i motorsport little brother of my 545i in Alpine white also...faster than my Porsche Cayenne Tirbo and alot more fun..
An old Airline Pilot in uniform sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Nieuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. And you, how about you?'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and he asked: 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
As he sat, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Nieuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. And you, how about you?'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and he asked: 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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