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01-28-2005, 03:47 PM
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> Q. What gets lighter as it bounces?
> A. A Leper on a trampoline
> Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
> A: Eight beers.
> Q. What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
> Engineers?
> A. Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
> Q. How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
> A. None, real men aren't afraid of the dark.
> Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> A. Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
> brightly colored machine tools.
> Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
> A. Money
01-30-2005, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Jan 29 2005, 01:47 AM
> Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> A. Two.? One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
> brightly colored machine tools.
>
> A. Two.? One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
> brightly colored machine tools.
>
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Originally Posted by Flowerfred' date='Jan 30 2005, 05:51 PM
[quote name='IrishEyes' date='Jan 29 2005, 01:47 AM']> Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> A. Two.? One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
> brightly colored machine tools.
>
> A. Two.? One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
> brightly colored machine tools.
>
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[/quote]I coul say that You have somethin with tools...
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