Quest to all the jokers
04-09-2006, 11:55 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
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523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
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If you don't like a fish you caught you can always throw it back into the water. 
04-09-2006, 11:57 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
My Ride:
523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
Past rides:
2001 Nissan Xterra SE
1999 E39 523i
1999 E46 323i
1996 Acura Integra LS
Fish needs small worm, while women needs bigger ones?
(From my co-worker)
(From my co-worker)
04-10-2006, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by amigo525' post='266838' date='Apr 9 2006, 07:30 PM
What is the different between a fish and a woman?
Your answer please!
Your answer please!
And this is a fish:
If you can't tell the difference then professional help may be required .......
04-10-2006, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by amigo525' post='266838' date='Apr 9 2006, 12:30 PM
What is the different between a fish and a woman?
Your answer please!
Your answer please!
ANSWER:
FISH: A FISH MOVES HER TAIL AND GOES AWAY
WOMAN: A WOMAN MOVES HER TAIL AND "COME"
(Escuse me if i offended anyone out there with my joke.) (I really mean that, especially to the ladies and those guys behind the closet) -- hey let me add few more humor.
04-12-2006, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' post='268043' date='Apr 12 2006, 04:37 AM
somebody told me before but i really forgot the answer 
. so i guess they are both stink 
.
. so i guess they are both stink .The answer in case you did not read it:
ANSWER:
FISH: A FISH MOVES HER TAIL AND GOES AWAY
WOMAN: A WOMAN MOVES HER TAIL AND "COME"
(Escuse me if i offended anyone out there with my joke.) (I really mean that, especially to the ladies and those guys behind the closet) -- hey let me add few more humor.
04-13-2006, 01:06 AM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
My Ride:
523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
Past rides:
2001 Nissan Xterra SE
1999 E39 523i
1999 E46 323i
1996 Acura Integra LS
Originally Posted by alohalc' post='268043' date='Apr 12 2006, 06:37 PM
somebody told me before but i really forgot the answer . so i guess they are both stink .
. so i guess they are both stink .
04-13-2006, 10:43 PM
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funny to read the differences...I learn more and more about guys and how they think 
a question in return...what's the difference between men and pigs...if any
No offence Amigo
a question in return...what's the difference between men and pigs...if any
No offence Amigo
04-14-2006, 01:15 AM
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My Ride: 2004 BMW 530I steptronic, Orient Blue, Dakota Black Leather, Finishers Aluminium with Wave Cutting interior, NAVIgation, Radio PROFESSIONAL, CD in-dash, Hi-Fi extended sound system, PDC system, Bi-Xenons lights with washers, cruise-control, heated seats, Extended AC, auto"shade" mirrors, auto lights sensors, rain/wiper sensor, M-tech leather multifunction steering wheel, side airbags rearseats, sliding armrest, smoker's package (I don't smoke!), velour floor mats, spare wheel and jack, 122 style rims winter setup, M135 style rims summer setup
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Originally Posted by miss525i' post='268902' date='Apr 14 2006, 01:43 AM
a question in return...what's the difference between men and pigs...if any
anyways:
actually science says that pigs are extremely intellgent animals. more then we think and know. it is the humans that made the pig to be a dirty smelly animal.... so don't blame the pigs
don't some celebs have pigs as a pet??