Quest to all the jokers
04-09-2006, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by my530i' post='266847' date='Apr 9 2006, 09:59 PM
A master-baitor 
They are both slippery?
Smth else comes into my mind but since there are women also on this board i'll better stay in my place on this.
04-09-2006, 12:15 PM
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My Ride: 2004 BMW 530I steptronic, Orient Blue, Dakota Black Leather, Finishers Aluminium with Wave Cutting interior, NAVIgation, Radio PROFESSIONAL, CD in-dash, Hi-Fi extended sound system, PDC system, Bi-Xenons lights with washers, cruise-control, heated seats, Extended AC, auto"shade" mirrors, auto lights sensors, rain/wiper sensor, M-tech leather multifunction steering wheel, side airbags rearseats, sliding armrest, smoker's package (I don't smoke!), velour floor mats, spare wheel and jack, 122 style rims winter setup, M135 style rims summer setup
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we say that fish smells from head to toe
04-09-2006, 12:18 PM
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My Ride: 2004 BMW 530I steptronic, Orient Blue, Dakota Black Leather, Finishers Aluminium with Wave Cutting interior, NAVIgation, Radio PROFESSIONAL, CD in-dash, Hi-Fi extended sound system, PDC system, Bi-Xenons lights with washers, cruise-control, heated seats, Extended AC, auto"shade" mirrors, auto lights sensors, rain/wiper sensor, M-tech leather multifunction steering wheel, side airbags rearseats, sliding armrest, smoker's package (I don't smoke!), velour floor mats, spare wheel and jack, 122 style rims winter setup, M135 style rims summer setup
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[color=blue]3M window 35% tint done
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how about when both (fish/woman) open their mouth to speak men never hear anything
04-09-2006, 12:26 PM
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One of them runs off with your cash, your house, your car and your sanity.
and the other one is a fish.
and the other one is a fish.
04-09-2006, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by swajames' post='266866' date='Apr 9 2006, 03:26 PM
One of them runs off with your cash, your house, your car and your sanity.
and the other one is a fish.
and the other one is a fish.
04-09-2006, 07:11 PM
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The difference 
My guess is if you catch a fish you feel sorry for it, but you don't throw it back into the ocean.
If you catch a woman you feel sorry for yourself, so you throw it back into the ocean.
My guess is if you catch a fish you feel sorry for it, but you don't throw it back into the ocean.
If you catch a woman you feel sorry for yourself, so you throw it back into the ocean.
04-09-2006, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by amigo525' post='266838' date='Apr 9 2006, 07:30 PM
What is the different between a fish and a woman?
Your answer please!
Your answer please!