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06-05-2006, 04:52 AM
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FBI Job Opening:
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral:
Women are evil. Don't mess with them
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral:
Women are evil. Don't mess with them
06-05-2006, 08:38 AM
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I know men are good and women is evil 
06-06-2006, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='293509' date='Jun 6 2006, 03:10 PM
A funny repost.
Man, I did a keyword search. You old guys sure have a good memory 
06-07-2006, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Chorethorious' post='293517' date='Jun 7 2006, 12:30 AM
Man, I did a keyword search. You old guys sure have a good memory 
I can't forgett and remember stuff back to when I was three years old... Some things even with date and time...
Here it is.
06-07-2006, 04:58 PM
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Come on.. that was over a year ago.. has to be a statue of limitation for this "REPOST" thing!
No, I guess without people with your memory, we would keep repeating this over and over again, some would constitute that as crazy. So please, keep up the good work!
No, I guess without people with your memory, we would keep repeating this over and over again, some would constitute that as crazy. So please, keep up the good work!
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