WOMAN's POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One
who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who
thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's
gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my
chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a
man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my
behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very
best friend. Amen.

MAN's POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen