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Old Feb 3, 2011 | 04:13 PM
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One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota , a fire started inside the
local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.
The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the
volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president
rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in
the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire
department that brings them out intact."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became
desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was
now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret
files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight.
It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed
mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little
run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were
parked outside the plant.

Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off right
in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and
effort never seen before.

Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and had
saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced
that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked
over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their
chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing ve gonna do
is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"
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Old Feb 3, 2011 | 05:44 PM
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Old norwegians are funny
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Old Feb 4, 2011 | 12:08 PM
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Old norwegians are funny
Fo sho!!
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Old Feb 4, 2011 | 01:14 PM
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Nice clean joke.
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Old Feb 4, 2011 | 03:04 PM
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Ahhahahaha, I love it!!! Friggen squareheads!!! Love em!
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