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Old 02-04-2005, 02:56 PM
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"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement."

"Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir," the radar man replied, "have you ever heard the noise a 737 makes when it hits a 747?"
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A couple more of those in this thread.
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Originally Posted by Iceman' date='Feb 5 2005, 01:02 AM
A couple more of those in this thread.
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Brilliant. I like the one where the nozzle runs out of fuel on the ramp...
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I love the "been to Frankfurt before". Giving me a good lough every time I read it.
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