New Boots
05-08-2005, 01:13 PM
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My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
Sam and Bessie Goldberg are senior citizens, and, Sam always
wanted an expensive pair of cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one
day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do
you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday, and
the same pants. What's different?"
Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out
completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again, he says,
"Bessie, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today, it was hanging
down yesterday, and will be hanging down tomorrow."
Angrily, Sam yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN? Cause
it's looking at my NEW BOOTS!"
Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"
wanted an expensive pair of cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one
day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do
you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday, and
the same pants. What's different?"
Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out
completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again, he says,
"Bessie, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today, it was hanging
down yesterday, and will be hanging down tomorrow."
Angrily, Sam yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN? Cause
it's looking at my NEW BOOTS!"
Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"
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