Missing Rooster...
05-08-2005, 01:03 PM
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The priest of a small Irish village had a pet Rooster.
One Saturday he noticed the rooster was missing. He suspected it had been stolen to be used in cockfighting.
At Mass, the next morning, he asked the congregation a question. 'Has anyone got a cock?
All the men stood up.
'No,no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I really meant. Has anyone seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No,no', he said, 'that wasn't what I meant either. Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No,no,' he said, 'perhaps I ought to rephrase the question. Has anyone here seen my cock?'
All the Choirboys stood up.
One Saturday he noticed the rooster was missing. He suspected it had been stolen to be used in cockfighting.
At Mass, the next morning, he asked the congregation a question. 'Has anyone got a cock?
All the men stood up.
'No,no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I really meant. Has anyone seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No,no', he said, 'that wasn't what I meant either. Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No,no,' he said, 'perhaps I ought to rephrase the question. Has anyone here seen my cock?'
All the Choirboys stood up.
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