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Old 05-20-2009, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='884145' date='May 20 2009, 03:14 AM
I wonder if you effected "Coitus Interruptus"??
thats what i thought..!! lolol.. hilarious.. well hopefully theyll say something to you and you can laugh about it and walk away..
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='884268' date='May 20 2009, 08:11 AM
thats what i thought..!! lolol.. hilarious.. well hopefully theyll say something to you and you can laugh about it and walk away..
That was funny. Thanks for sharing it. Makes me realize everyone is human and we all make mistakes from time to time. Who knows it might have been a good lookin woman or as Flyingpuck says it might have been CI.
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='884145' date='May 20 2009, 02:14 AM
I wonder if you effected "Coitus Interruptus"??
Bingo. Who the hell just sits in a car in a rainy parking lot?
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hahaha! great story.. maybe the other 5 series is a forum member too
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haha.

the low carb thing... i did have the lady at subway scoop all the bread out of the sub, so it was just the shell of a sub. and there wasnt much mayo

the possibility of it being a chick... there are NO HOT CHICKS where i work. at all...

nobody is doing anything they shouldnt be in cars in this parking lot. lots of military police and closed circuit cameras
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I wonder what would have happened if the door was unlocked???
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OMG that just made my day. I can only imagine what you did for his.
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