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Old Mar 7, 2005 | 07:39 AM
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Temperatures in Finland

Temperatures:

+15?C / 59?F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are
out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10?C / 50?F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5?C / 41?F
Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0?C / 32?F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in
Finland) gets a little thicker.

-5?C / 23?F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have
their final barbecue before winter.

-10?C / 14?F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start
using long sleeves.

-20?C / -4?F The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end
their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30?C / -22?F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the
face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40?C / -40?F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at
the hotdog stands.

-50?C / -58?F
polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army
postpones their winter survival training awaiting real
winter weather.

-60?C / -76?F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns
rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70?C / -94?F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since
they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.The
Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183?C / -297.4?F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain
that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273?C / -459.4?F
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying
"Perkele, it's cold outside today."

-300?C / -508?F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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Old Mar 8, 2005 | 12:49 AM
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Old Mar 8, 2005 | 04:16 AM
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Best in long time!! Yeah, put kossu to the freezer because it's wamer there than outside. This year's record was only -37C. (outside, not in freezer)

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Old Mar 8, 2005 | 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by skaffa' date='Mar 8 2005, 02:16 PM
This year's record was only -37C. (outside, not in freezer)
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WHAT?

Are you serious? We just had -44?C in Berchtesgaden I heard, at night of course...
Did you guys sent all the cold air to us this year?
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