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Old Jun 21, 2010 | 06:07 PM
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Sorry everyone, I was VERY sick so I didn't ship anything out today.

I took a nighttime Tylenol in the afternoon. It feels stronger. I then boiled a pot of water, put a can of abalone inside the pot and lowered the heat so it basically simmers. This makes it taste better BTW. Or maybe the heat was still too high. I forgot. I laid on my couch and feel asleep immediately. After two or three hours, I heard a LOUD explosion. My cat was sleeping next to me and she fell right off the couch. I ran to my kitchen to see it all blown up. The stove melted, glass pieces everywhere, there's a BIG DENT in my ceiling with an indentation of the pot cover, abalone sauce everywhere, the can was blown up flew into my living room....yeah....it was crazy. Just finished partially cleaning it. I just threw away my stove.
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Old Jun 21, 2010 | 06:23 PM
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Damn John! That's crazy! So glad your ok man!
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Old Jun 21, 2010 | 06:52 PM
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That's exactly why I hate cats. Anyone caught walking a cat on a leash in my neighborhood is strung up immediately.
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Old Jun 21, 2010 | 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by juris335
That's exactly why I hate cats. Anyone caught walking a cat on a leash in my neighborhood is strung up immediately.
Are you an idiot? How does this story reinforce your hatred to cats? Is that the moral you pulled out of the story?
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Old Jun 21, 2010 | 07:54 PM
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LOL! You have the best stories! How did the Abalone taste and why the fuck are you eating Abalone out of a can and not fresh???
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Old Jun 21, 2010 | 08:06 PM
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Whoa, just stumbled on this thread when checking out the subforum. Glad you're okay, brabus.
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Old Jun 21, 2010 | 08:09 PM
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Holy shit. Glad you're OK John.
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Old Jun 21, 2010 | 08:12 PM
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It happen to us with a pressure cooker, clogged breather, and next thing we knew, a big popping sound. Blew the pressure cooker top. Learned our lesson, we always use the timer everytime we cook.
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Old Jun 21, 2010 | 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by juris335
That's exactly why I hate cats. Anyone caught walking a cat on a leash in my neighborhood is strung up immediately.
I am SUPER confused

Originally Posted by C's Bimmer
LOL! You have the best stories! How did the Abalone taste and why the fuck are you eating Abalone out of a can and not fresh???
where can I get fresh ones? I get the can ones from hong kong. I dont even know where the abalone went. It disappeared into THIN AIR!

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Whoa, just stumbled on this thread when checking out the subforum. Glad you're okay, brabus.
I was glad I didn't suddenly wake up and enter the kitchen at the same time.

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Holy shit. Glad you're OK John.
Yup. TIme to get a new stove.

Originally Posted by al_ongvano
It happen to us with a pressure cooker, clogged breather, and next thing we knew, a big popping sound. Blew the pressure cooker top. Learned our lesson, we always use the timer everytime we cook.
I didnt expect to fall asleep. But next time, I'll be sure to use a timer! very good advice
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Old Jun 21, 2010 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by juris335
That's exactly why I hate cats. Anyone caught walking a cat on a leash in my neighborhood is strung up immediately.
How the heck can anyone hate a cat as cute as his?
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