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08-23-2006, 09:46 AM
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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver says. "I can't stand to see a man cry."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life and then you show up and drink the bloody poison."
"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver says. "I can't stand to see a man cry."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life and then you show up and drink the bloody poison."
08-23-2006, 01:32 PM
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