The Gynecologist's Assistant
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Guy goes to the Job Center and sees a card advertising a job as a gynecologist's assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief, that's 600 miles away. Is that where the job is?", asks the guy.
"No sir", says the clerk, "that's where the end of the line is."
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief, that's 600 miles away. Is that where the job is?", asks the guy.
"No sir", says the clerk, "that's where the end of the line is."
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Guy goes to the Job Center and sees a card advertising a job as a gynecologist's assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief, that's 600 miles away. Is that where the job is?", asks the guy.
"No sir", says the clerk, "that's where the end of the line is."
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."
"The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief, that's 600 miles away. Is that where the job is?", asks the guy.
"No sir", says the clerk, "that's where the end of the line is."
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