In flight masturbation...
03-21-2008, 10:12 PM
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Okay, who among us has NOT done this before???? Seriously, why is she being SO sensitive?? 
He must have grabbed the stick to come in for an instrument landing! 
er....something like that.
He must have grabbed the stick to come in for an instrument landing! er....something like that.
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='548933' date='Mar 22 2008, 01:32 AM
Okay, who among us has NOT done this before???? Seriously, why is she being SO sensitive?? He must have grabbed the stick to come in for an instrument landing! er....something like that.
He must have grabbed the stick to come in for an instrument landing! er....something like that.
03-22-2008, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='549031' date='Mar 22 2008, 07:54 AM
How insensitive of her , the guy obviously suffers from inflight anxiety and he was just dealing with it in a non prescription manner !............... Counter sue !
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That's messed up...what about this one...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_...man_in_bathroom
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_...man_in_bathroom
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Hmmmm ... Is the mile-high club offering discounts for two memberships?
Seriously, beyond the criminal complaint this woman certainly has a real civil claim against the perp ... but the Airline has the deeper pockets.
I wonder why TSA and Air Marshals weren't involved
... even if the guy was firing blanks isn't discharging a weapon on board an airplane illegal 
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Seriously, beyond the criminal complaint this woman certainly has a real civil claim against the perp ... but the Airline has the deeper pockets.
I wonder why TSA and Air Marshals weren't involved
... even if the guy was firing blanks isn't discharging a weapon on board an airplane illegal ?
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hmmm...not bad - but I still prefer the lawsuit of the lady who sued NIKE for tripping over her own shoe laces... 
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Okay this could only happen in America. At first i thought the glue in that women's hair was smth but being stuck in the toilet for two years and not wanting help is just....unimaginable.
"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom." Stupid mofo deserves to stay in there. I can picture a fat, depressed, hamburger fed "lady" that thought it would be better to eat and drink and pee all day long. Human disposer...
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled. Oh really?!? Is that so? Who on earth in his/(most probable)her sanity would choose to live stuck to the toiletseat? This seems to be the toilet zone of comic but also gross incidents.
Long live US
"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."
Stupid mofo deserves to stay in there. I can picture a fat, depressed, hamburger fed "lady" that thought it would be better to eat and drink and pee all day long. Human disposer... Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Oh really?!? Is that so? Who on earth in his/(most probable)her sanity would choose to live stuck to the toiletseat? This seems to be the toilet zone of comic but also gross incidents. Long live US
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