Eight Words with Two Meanings
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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female ..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male ......... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female ......... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male ............. Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female ......... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ............. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female ......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male ......... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female .......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male ......... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female ..... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male ......... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female ......... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male ............. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female ..... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ......... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Female ..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male ......... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female ......... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male ............. Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female ......... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ............. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female ......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male ......... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female .......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male ......... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female ..... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male ......... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female ......... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male ............. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female ..... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ......... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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