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Originally Posted by earl_je' post='916948' date='Jun 19 2009, 10:15 AM
So my sister sends me this email that's been circulating recently. It's funny as hell and I thouhgt I'd share it with you guys....
I don't know if you've heard or watched David Letterman's Show when he used
Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly shows we are an
emerging group in this diverse society to be featured in Dave's famous TV show..
Happy reading to all!!!
Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
By David Letterman
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land
Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van)
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork
5. Secret Service staff won't respond to 'psst... psst' or hoy.hoyhoy
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging
on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow 'Take Home'.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S.
PRESIDENT IS...
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
I don't know if you've heard or watched David Letterman's Show when he used
Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly shows we are an
emerging group in this diverse society to be featured in Dave's famous TV show..
Happy reading to all!!!
Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
By David Letterman
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land
Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van)
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork
5. Secret Service staff won't respond to 'psst... psst' or hoy.hoyhoy
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging
on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow 'Take Home'.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S.
PRESIDENT IS...
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
06-20-2009, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by radzM550i' post='918648' date='Jun 20 2009, 11:00 PM
Welcome to the little Pinoy cummunity on this board! Rizbel or Gene will be updating the list shortly. 
, like you couldn't do it...lazy...
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2. lokoloko
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***ninja edit
06-20-2009, 10:16 PM
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1. delje08
2. lokoloko
3. NeRwEEzy
4. GENEaTALS
5. 545ace
6. macfly
7. leggomysakyo
8. project5
9. jcool10181
10. mg530i
11. Kevlar301
12. Uzzle
13. providenceleaf
14. vettman31
15. BMWRINO
16. mrfva
17. Blackonblackonblack
18. Rizbel (Gapo City)
19. ro11dice
20. SJ5er
21. bugawako
22. rikeegee
23. nasty50
24. al_ongvano
25. Thirdy
26. ericdbs.
27. EMVY
28. msobremesana
29. Roleez
30. heezy545i
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32. jcatral14
33. euro2nv aka BALASUBAS
34. ferdie
35. jjsigpi
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40. audimused
41. joattack
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43. Speed_Force_E60
44. kamote
45. cpm1229
46. zerocool
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48. Frank5er
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50. nasty204
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52. 5er_ooomph
53. tiangco.a
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you missed the current list Gene!
06-23-2009, 05:59 PM
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Engine: N62
Originally Posted by jordan23junkee' post='921264' date='Jun 23 2009, 12:59 PM
count me in the list. I refuse to eat balut 
, but will kill a pot of Kare Kare and some Halo Halo to wash it down. Happy belated fellas.
, but will kill a pot of Kare Kare and some Halo Halo to wash it down. Happy belated fellas.
Hep! Hep!
Hooray!!
06-23-2009, 08:10 PM
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My Ride: 2009 Alpine White e92 M3
1. delje08
2. lokoloko
3. NeRwEEzy
4. GENEaTALS
5. 545ace
6. macfly
7. leggomysakyo
8. project5
9. jcool10181
10. mg530i
11. Kevlar301
12. Uzzle
13. providenceleaf
14. vettman31
15. BMWRINO
16. mrfva
17. Blackonblackonblack
18. Rizbel (Gapo City)
19. ro11dice
20. SJ5er
21. bugawako
22. rikeegee
23. nasty50
24. al_ongvano
25. Thirdy
26. ericdbs.
27. EMVY
28. msobremesana
29. Roleez
30. heezy545i
31. ecko_3420
32. jcatral14
33. euro2nv aka BALASUBAS
34. ferdie
35. jjsigpi
36. MTW1116
37. Idonkare
38. Netrax525
39. radz182 aka radzM550i
40. audimused
41. joattack
42. jay2
43. Speed_Force_E60
44. kamote
45. cpm1229
46. zerocool
47. JWWindex
48. Frank5er
49. gardovaz
50. nasty204
51. forced528
52. 5er_ooomph
53. tiangco.a
54. louiemc
55. gx528i
56. 523i
57. bindoy
58. darkboyz68
59. jordan23junkee
60. earl_je - You're in thumbsup.gif
61. RuffRuff
62. monkse60 - my first find!
