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06-19-2009, 07:15 AM
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So my sister sends me this email that's been circulating recently. It's funny as hell and I thouhgt I'd share it with you guys....
I don't know if you've heard or watched David Letterman's Show when he used
Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly shows we are an
emerging group in this diverse society to be featured in Dave's famous TV show..
Happy reading to all!!!
Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
By David Letterman
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land
Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van)
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork
5. Secret Service staff won't respond to 'psst... psst' or hoy.hoyhoy
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging
on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow 'Take Home'.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S.
PRESIDENT IS...
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
I don't know if you've heard or watched David Letterman's Show when he used
Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly shows we are an
emerging group in this diverse society to be featured in Dave's famous TV show..
Happy reading to all!!!
Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
By David Letterman
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land
Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van)
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork
5. Secret Service staff won't respond to 'psst... psst' or hoy.hoyhoy
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging
on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow 'Take Home'.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S.
PRESIDENT IS...
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
06-19-2009, 07:52 AM
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Thanx for sharing
Thanx for sharing
06-19-2009, 08:44 AM
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06-19-2009, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by radzM550i' post='917627' date='Jun 19 2009, 07:40 PM
Happy bday Rizbel!!! Hands down to one of the OG's of e60.net! 
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06-20-2009, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by MacFly' post='580300' date='May 14 2008, 10:02 AM
musta!
since i joined e60, i've met a few fellow pinoy's either in person or on the boards.
just curious how many other pinoy's are out there, so pls chime in and tell us where you're located!
if by chance we're all centrally located, we can possibly do a pinoy meet!!
since i joined e60, i've met a few fellow pinoy's either in person or on the boards.
just curious how many other pinoy's are out there, so pls chime in and tell us where you're located!
if by chance we're all centrally located, we can possibly do a pinoy meet!!
Moms Filipino and Pops Caucasian
Which makes me Pinoy
06-20-2009, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by RuffRuff' post='918635' date='Jun 21 2009, 12:36 AM
Count me in.
Moms Filipino and Pops Caucasian
Which makes me Pinoy
Moms Filipino and Pops Caucasian
Which makes me Pinoy
