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10-18-2006, 07:59 AM
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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls'and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erecti0n.
Hisdesperationis made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his
friendshouting out cries of, "Here I come again ONE,TWO, THREE.....UGH!"
"Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE....UGH! Here I come again ONE,
TWO, THREE......UGH!".......all night long.
They meet up next morning to compare notes.
The first mutters, "It was embarrassing, I just couldn't get anerecti0n."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? Icouldn't even get on the bed!"
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erecti0n.
Hisdesperationis made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his
friendshouting out cries of, "Here I come again ONE,TWO, THREE.....UGH!"
"Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE....UGH! Here I come again ONE,
TWO, THREE......UGH!".......all night long.
They meet up next morning to compare notes.
The first mutters, "It was embarrassing, I just couldn't get anerecti0n."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? Icouldn't even get on the bed!"
10-18-2006, 03:00 PM
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My Ride: 2005 525i : Alpine White, Steptronic, Black Interior with Amethyst Leather & Popular Grain Brown, 17" 122-Style Rims, Adaptive Bi-Xenon Headlights, Auto Dimming & Folding Mirrors, Advanced A/C, Sports Steering Wheel, Electrically Adjustable Steering Column, Extended Lighting Package, PDC, Sliding Armrest, Bus Navi, Hi-Fi Sound System (MP3 DVDs), CD Changer, Rear Sunshades..
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