Does anyone in this country know how to drive?
#21
Contributors
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)
Posts: 7,421
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://5series.net/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Good lord, everyone on the road is a massively turgid repository for suppositories. I almost ran some bitch over last night because she thought it would be a good idea to cross a busy road at 11pm....I was going bout 50 in a 45...this stupid woman, starts walking, walking not running, across the street. I would have ran her ass over had I not slammed on the breaks. As I honk my horn at her she gives me a look of "what just happened? I thought you were a magical unicorn and not a car that is about to run me over"
People using their turn signals to signal right, then go left, then proceed to go almost ram someone in their blind spot. It's ALWAYS a freaking Lexus too...with drivers trippin balls on Lunesta
![Bashwall](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/bashwall.gif)
![Bashwall](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/bashwall.gif)
People using their turn signals to signal right, then go left, then proceed to go almost ram someone in their blind spot. It's ALWAYS a freaking Lexus too...with drivers trippin balls on Lunesta
![Bashwall](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/bashwall.gif)
#22
Senior Members
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Empire State
Posts: 1,456
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://5series.net/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif)
I was leaving the mall yesterday and this girl ran a stop sign and started honking at me. I rolled down my window and gave her the finger. Seriously she runs a stop sign and starts honking at me.
. The car was a corolla
.
![Blink](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/blink.gif)
![Dance](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/dance.gif)
#24
Senior Members
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Clearwater, Fl
Posts: 468
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
My Ride: 2004 BMW 530i
![Default](https://5series.net/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif)
I was headed to dinner downtown over the weekend and I noticed this braless chubby woman approach some should be on a farm looking homeless guy. The guy hands he some cash and they start slowly crossing the road I'm on. They walk past my lane and the light turns green but they are chatting in the middle of the lane next to me. This guy in a black e60 starts edging forward like "gtfo the road hooker" and she opens her mouth to reveal all 3 teeth and runs up to his car, places two hands on his hood, and starts yelling stop.
I quickly evacuated the area.
And earlier last week this kid in his moms white minivan pulled out of a chick-fil-a (running the stop sign) pulled across 3 lanes RIGHT INTO MY LANE. Had I not slammed on the brakes he would have probably done a mixture of t-boning and side swiping.
and btw retardedorange, maybe backing out while hitting your horn was not the best option in getting the mother to move. Not sure if that made you look much better than her....
![](https://5series.net/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
And earlier last week this kid in his moms white minivan pulled out of a chick-fil-a (running the stop sign) pulled across 3 lanes RIGHT INTO MY LANE. Had I not slammed on the brakes he would have probably done a mixture of t-boning and side swiping.
and btw retardedorange, maybe backing out while hitting your horn was not the best option in getting the mother to move. Not sure if that made you look much better than her....
![Laughing](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/laughing.gif)
#25
Contributors
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)
Posts: 7,421
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://5series.net/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Just saw some Mexican dude PLOW into a parked car. The expression on his face was priceless.
It was most festive in nature.
It was most festive in nature.
#27
Contributors
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)
Posts: 7,421
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
#28
Contributors
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: NY
Posts: 14,646
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
My Ride: 2008 Silverstone II E60 M5 2012 E70 AW X5 50i Sport w/ LCI Aero Kit and Rocker Panels
![Default](https://5series.net/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Post up your daily horrible driver stories here:
Try to keep 'em short![Thumbsup](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/thumbsup.gif)
I'll start...
Almost got rear-ended by a toolbag today, he locked up his tires and barely stopped in time.
Later today, I was in a round-about, I see these too clueless late 40s/early 50s, blond, head scarf wearing, Lexus driving, Starbucks coffee sipping, tunnel vision seeing, bitches up ahead on the way to enter the round-about, I see this cluster-fvck coming from a mile away, so I put in the clutch, coast and have my foot over the brake because I know whats coming, this dumbass doesn't even check to see if anyone is in the round about, she doesn't even brake a tiny bit, and I slam on my brakes, and follow her around the round-about honking my horn for the entire 360 degrees. When she first hears the horn she slams on the breaks, and has no idea what just happened.
![Fcuk](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/fcuk.gif)
Try to keep 'em short
![Thumbsup](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/thumbsup.gif)
I'll start...
Almost got rear-ended by a toolbag today, he locked up his tires and barely stopped in time.
Later today, I was in a round-about, I see these too clueless late 40s/early 50s, blond, head scarf wearing, Lexus driving, Starbucks coffee sipping, tunnel vision seeing, bitches up ahead on the way to enter the round-about, I see this cluster-fvck coming from a mile away, so I put in the clutch, coast and have my foot over the brake because I know whats coming, this dumbass doesn't even check to see if anyone is in the round about, she doesn't even brake a tiny bit, and I slam on my brakes, and follow her around the round-about honking my horn for the entire 360 degrees. When she first hears the horn she slams on the breaks, and has no idea what just happened.
![Bashwall](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/bashwall.gif)
![Bashwall](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/bashwall.gif)
![Bashwall](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/bashwall.gif)
![Bashwall](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/bashwall.gif)
![Bashwall](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/bashwall.gif)
![Fcuk](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/fcuk.gif)
#29
Contributors
Thread Starter
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)
Posts: 7,421
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
#30
Contributors
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: San Francisco, CA
Posts: 919
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like
on
1 Post
My Ride: 2005 545i Black Sapphire - Fully Loaded
Model Year: 545i 2005
![Default](https://5series.net/forums/images/icons/icon1.gif)
tell me about it.. over the 4 years of ownership I was rear ended not once but TWICE and got my front bumper taken off while parked.