Dirty Farmer
11-29-2005, 07:50 PM
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At the Annual Farmer's Market Competition, farmers from all over the world bring their most specialized crops. The best vegetables and fruits that money can buy can be found here in all shapes, colors, and sizes.
One particular farmer, who had never competed here in previous years, certainly grew the most interesting fruits ever. He claimed to have discovered a way to combine the taste of two different fruits into one fruit.
He calls an on-looker to approach his stand.
"Here! Take a bite from this!" he says as he hands over one of his special fruits to the gentleman.
"Mmmmm, yumm!" the gentleman proclaims, "It tastes just like an apple!"
"Yes, YES!" states the farmer, "But turn it around!"
"Oh, wow!" the gentleman says after biting into the other side of the fruit, "This side tastes just like a peach!"
The farmer then proceeded to hand over another fruit to the gentleman.
"Here! Try this one!" he says as he hands over another fruit.
"Mmmmm, that's good!" the gentleman proclaims, "It tastes just like an orange!"
"Yes, YES!" states the farmer, "But turn it around!"
"Oh my god!" proclaims the gentleman in astonishment, "This side tastes just like an apricot!"
Then, the farmer hands over yet another fruit to the gentleman.
"You're gonna love this one. This fruit tastes just like a woman's p#$$*!" he says to the gentleman as he hands over the fruit.
"A woman's p#$$*?" the gentleman asks with a shocked look on his face. Nevertheless, the gentleman bites into one side of the fruit. "Ewwwww, phaaaaa, aaaaaaww...YUCK!" shouts the gentleman as he viciously spits out the chunk of fruit he had in his mouth. "That tasted just like shit!"
"Yes, YES!" states the farmer, "But turn it around!"
One particular farmer, who had never competed here in previous years, certainly grew the most interesting fruits ever. He claimed to have discovered a way to combine the taste of two different fruits into one fruit.
He calls an on-looker to approach his stand.
"Here! Take a bite from this!" he says as he hands over one of his special fruits to the gentleman.
"Mmmmm, yumm!" the gentleman proclaims, "It tastes just like an apple!"
"Yes, YES!" states the farmer, "But turn it around!"
"Oh, wow!" the gentleman says after biting into the other side of the fruit, "This side tastes just like a peach!"
The farmer then proceeded to hand over another fruit to the gentleman.
"Here! Try this one!" he says as he hands over another fruit.
"Mmmmm, that's good!" the gentleman proclaims, "It tastes just like an orange!"
"Yes, YES!" states the farmer, "But turn it around!"
"Oh my god!" proclaims the gentleman in astonishment, "This side tastes just like an apricot!"
Then, the farmer hands over yet another fruit to the gentleman.
"You're gonna love this one. This fruit tastes just like a woman's p#$$*!" he says to the gentleman as he hands over the fruit.
"A woman's p#$$*?" the gentleman asks with a shocked look on his face. Nevertheless, the gentleman bites into one side of the fruit. "Ewwwww, phaaaaa, aaaaaaww...YUCK!" shouts the gentleman as he viciously spits out the chunk of fruit he had in his mouth. "That tasted just like shit!"
"Yes, YES!" states the farmer, "But turn it around!"
12-24-2005, 07:38 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
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523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
Past rides:
2001 Nissan Xterra SE
1999 E39 523i
1999 E46 323i
1996 Acura Integra LS
12-28-2005, 02:13 AM
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My Ride: 2006 550i Titanium Silver, Black Dakota Leather, Aluminum Cube Trim, M Sport Pkg, Premium Pkg, Comfort Access, Head Up Display, Steptronic, Comfort Seats, Rear Heated Seats, Through Load, Park Distance Control, Navigation , HK Logic 7, etc
aaaaaaaaal righty then
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