Dentist's Gloves
05-18-2009 | 10:55 AM
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A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made !'
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made !'
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working
05-18-2009 | 11:04 AM
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HAHAHA! Good one Irish!
05-18-2009 | 11:49 AM
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sounds like something my grandmother would say.. shes nuts like that
05-18-2009 | 03:16 PM
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Are those the same as the one finger gloves doctors use for prostate checks? 
05-18-2009 | 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by porsche911targa' post='882423' date='May 18 2009, 04:16 PM
Are those the same as the one finger gloves doctors use for prostate checks?
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