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Old 04-07-2009, 04:50 AM
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Originally Posted by hyethug015' post='838318' date='Apr 7 2009, 01:26 AM
So I just left my house to go somewhere and I see the neighbors gardening person blowing the dust and leaves and stuff off the ground. As I get closer to my car I notice its not an Alpine White anymore. So this jackass blew a pile of sand/dirt/soil/leaves/dirty water straight on my newly washed/waxed car. I was sooooooo ticked off. There was like an inch of crap on my car. I go up to the guy and say "dude your supposed to blow that shit towards the street not other people's driveways" and he says with the two words he knows "im so sorry, you want me to blow off your car" i felt bad for the guy so i just walked away and when i came back home the guy used his blower to blow it all off the car.

Just common sense man....

Wow that guy is really an idiot he does not even know how to count! Some people have no edumucation!
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='838878' date='Apr 7 2009, 05:45 AM
such a man response.. lolol
Oh Mel, you only say that as you have to squat to perform the same task!! Jealousy rears it's ugly head!!!
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='839173' date='Apr 7 2009, 05:38 PM
Oh Mel, you only say that as you have to squat to perform the same task!! Jealousy rears it's ugly head!!!

At a loss for words....
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Originally Posted by tonymac' post='839185' date='Apr 7 2009, 09:51 AM
At a loss for words....
Well SHE started it!!
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='839189' date='Apr 7 2009, 05:58 PM
Well SHE started it!!

Now puck that is not the way we talk to Ladies is it? C'mon now... apologize. Or say something else funny!
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Originally Posted by tonymac' post='839195' date='Apr 7 2009, 10:03 AM
Now puck that is not the way we talk to Ladies is it? C'mon now... apologize. Or say something else funny!
Mel would be the FIRST one to admit that there are SOME times she is not SO ladylike!!
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Did the gardner ask where he could find the spade and the hoe?
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Originally Posted by tachyon' post='839223' date='Apr 7 2009, 10:18 AM
Did the gardner ask where he could find the spade and the hoe?
THAT was funny!!
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Originally Posted by hyethug015' post='838318' date='Apr 7 2009, 03:26 AM
So I just left my house to go somewhere and I see the neighbors gardening person blowing the dust and leaves and stuff off the ground. As I get closer to my car I notice its not an Alpine White anymore. So this jackass blew a pile of sand/dirt/soil/leaves/dirty water straight on my newly washed/waxed car. I was sooooooo ticked off.
Ticked off is a lame saying.

I know the phenomenon, it's well known over here also. These minimum vage dudes do it in purpose.
Lots of fun to shit down a premium car and all the better if it's very shiny and clean.

Just send a bill for a wash to the contractor. Pics help to prove it and/or some witnesses.
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Originally Posted by Ricracing' post='839291' date='Apr 7 2009, 12:56 PM
Ticked off is a lame saying.
Ric, you crack me up!
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