Business Trip
04-24-2006, 06:21 AM
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed of the cards on my way in.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up... you know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello?" the woman said.
Wow! She sounded sexy!
"Hi! I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I gotta be straight with you. I'm i n town all alone, and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strapon, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby! Now, how does
that sound?"
She said, "That sounds really fantastic.... but for an outside line, sir, you need to press 9."
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up... you know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello?" the woman said.
Wow! She sounded sexy!
"Hi! I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I gotta be straight with you. I'm i n town all alone, and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strapon, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby! Now, how does
that sound?"
She said, "That sounds really fantastic.... but for an outside line, sir, you need to press 9."
04-24-2006, 08:48 AM
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