nola530

Pierre looks out the window and sees Boudreaux standing out in his field. Pierre tells his wife Marie, that he is worried about Boudreaux.
The next day he looks out his window and he sees Boudreaux still standing out in his field and tells Marie that he's really worried about Boudreaux.

The next day, he looks out and Boudreaux is still standing out in his field. He says, "Marie, Boudreaux has lost his mind and I need to go help him!"

He walks over to Boudreaux and says, "What the hell are you doing Boudreaux?"

Boudreaux says, "I'm trying to win de Nobel Prize."

Pierre says, "Mais, how you plan to do dat?"

Boudreaux says, "I saw a show on TV and dey said if you want to win de Nobel Prize dat you have to be out standing in your field."

C5driver

South LA Coonass jokes What happened to Thibodeaux?

nola530

I'll find some thibodaux jokes soon........

nola530

One day Boudreaux, his wife Clotile, and Boudreaux's friend, Pierre went to the city.
While Clotile went shopping, Boudreaux & Pierre decided to go check out one of them tall buildings.

Inside the building, Boudreaux & Pierre came to these big golden doors.

Boudreaux says,"Wonda wot dees doors lead to?".

So Boudreaux & Pierre stare at the doors for a few minutes until an old woman comes up to the doors. She pushes a button near the door, the doors open, she goes inside, & the doors close.

Boudreaux & Pierre watch as numbers above the door start to change from "1" to "2" to "3", then the numbers stop a while then change again from "3" to "2" to "1". Then the doors open and a beautiful young voluptuous woman walks out!

Boudreaux tells Pierre, "Mais you saw dat!? Hurry up--lets go find Clotile so we can put her in dere!"

C5driver

The trap line joke is my favorite

mrfva

nola530

if anybody wants any more boudreaux jokes let me know. My inlaws are coon asses and they love telling these, so ive got a bunch.

BALASUBAS

westcoast550

I thought you meant Bordeaux ! I was getting thirsty !