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Old 08-29-2009 | 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Suchet' post='992812' date='Aug 29 2009, 10:19 PM
My car gets a LOT of attention; epically since there are very few if any modded E60s in India. Pretty easy for me to walk into the best of clubs and get the best parking spots in the hottest hotels or restaurants.

Just last week I was at a buddy's wedding and there was this pretty decent looking east European lady who shooting my wingman down on every level but when I offered to drop her home and my car rolled over... her expression was priceless. Within 2 minutes of sitting in the car she asked for my number..... hahah, it was hilarious and we were balling. Since I am already hitched I did not give her my number but she gave my wingman hers.... the powder of a BMW.. they really have coined the expression 'JOY'
You better hope that your wife doesn't find out that you were "Balling"!!
Old 08-29-2009 | 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by augustrush42' post='992701' date='Aug 29 2009, 10:35 PM
Im dominican, not a fake italian guido.
Coming from someone who's probably been subjected to hurtful, racist remarks, this comment is not cool at all.
Old 08-29-2009 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by augustrush42' post='992730
Which tampa do you live in? All the 60 year olds and wife's drive the luxury cars.
You need to take a ride down Howard Ave on a friday night. Full of mid 20s-late 30s driving BMWs, Benzs, and Range Rovers

Originally Posted by porsche911targa' post='992819' date='Aug 30 2009, 01:31 AM
Coming from someone who's probably been subjected to hurtful, racist remarks, this comment is not cool at all.
See, if you are not from NY, it is hard to understand this comment. A lot of people on long island PRETEND to be italian, it is really strange. the term "guido" means nothing to NYers in my opinion. most young males on long island would be flattered if you called them guido honestly. I used that term once in florida and people looked at me like i was crazy.

It is no big deal to someone from long island, and we dont understand how anyone else thinks it is because of our environment. i think it is safe to say that this may be unnacptable where you are from, but not where he is from. He doesnt know any better. the internet is a massive melting pot and people are gonna get bent out of shape anytime there is a culture breech such as this.

nobody is at fault, the person making the comment, nor the person taking offense to it. Welcome to the World Wide Web (i know, nobody uses that term anymore, it dates me)
Old 08-29-2009 | 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pjinca' post='986555' date='Aug 23 2009, 05:51 PM
Well I wouldn't know I got mine about 2 weeks after my 2nd wedding anniversary. Although, I've heard it is in fact a coochie catcher
Coochie catcher?!.. Hahaha good shit man
Old 08-29-2009 | 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BMW530ifan' post='992713' date='Aug 29 2009, 07:52 PM
+1 Even at 16 for me...Hahaha
for sure I had an 88 528e when I was 18 and living in montecito... The fuckin memories ay marone...
Old 08-29-2009 | 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by skelevirus' post='992830' date='Aug 30 2009, 01:59 AM
Coochie catcher?!.. Hahaha good shit man
how about a snatch snatcher?

I win.
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_NJ' post='988331' date='Aug 25 2009, 12:03 PM
I just came into the office from home and on the 10 minute drive I saw a Masuratti Quadraport, DB9 , Corvette Z06, Dodge charger super bee (yellow), Dodge Charger SRT8 (orange)...unfortunately each of those got more attention than a stock 545

It's a sign...
Pretty colors the ladies like the pretty colors
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='992837' date='Aug 29 2009, 11:03 PM
how about a snatch snatcher?

I win.
Brumble snag?
Old 08-29-2009 | 10:09 PM
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if i pulled into a trailer park, the meth chicks wouldnt give a crap about my car. I need an 88 Iroc-Z with T-Tops to get action there. it is all about your environment.
Old 08-29-2009 | 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='992842' date='Aug 29 2009, 11:09 PM
if i pulled into a trailer park, the meth chicks wouldnt give a crap about my car. I need an 88 Iroc-Z with T-Tops to get action there. it is all about your environment.

Yeah, but who wants Meth chicks anyway? Aren't they the crack whores of the new milenia?


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