So my buddy and I went down to Portland this weekend for a bit of fun and excitement. We went to a strip club called Cabaret which was pretty nice. No cover charge for military so we think "not bad so far".

Two of the security staff asks if we are army or marines. We say army and he smiles and comps us two shots of our choice. Again we think "hey not too friggin bad so far'

So we take our shots and head over to a table where a "waitress" comes and takes our drink order. After about an hour my buddy asks me if I want a dance just say so and he will set one up. I think "ok lets see here" lol.

I pick one girl that im just totally smitten with lol.

He sets it up and says he told her "Hey my buddy and I are in the army down here on some relax, how much to be extra friendly and show him a good time?" She says "$20 and he has to buy me a drink".

So She comes over and introduces herself and no I cant remember her name.

I we take a shot and she brings me over to where they give lap dances. This girl is amazing, just totally great. Biting on my ear, kissing my cheek and all the good stuff.

Before I know its been 1 hour and 15 mins lol. She gets called back onto the stage thank God (youll see why i say that in a second here).

She looks at me and says "Babe you are so too cute and were great to dance on......ok so that was $20 a song and I did 11 songs".


Holy balls........Well we dont have that cash on us of course. She looks at me and says "babe you are cute so im not going to call the guys over here if there is a problem. Go to your friend and figure it out and ill be back after my time on stage".

LOL oh no. We end up charging it on our cards and paying in cash lol.

So those "free drinks" and "no cover".....wasnt so good after all haha.

We both thought she meant she would do however long she wanted to dance for $20 and a shot. LOL too bad that wasnt the case.

 

Hahahahahha!!! SHould've known man should haveeee knownnnnn...

 

lol I know right. Im so use to where you give the girl the money and she does it for however long she wants to for that amount.

Next time I'll be timing it with my gshock watch, ready to push that girl off me at exactly when time ends haha

 

hahah.. gotta love them strip clubs..

 

Couple drinks, sexy girl, and a sucka... She had a good night... and you thought you were special. To quote EPMD "you a customer". Thanks for sharing though... we've all been there...except me of course I usually just pull the lint out of my pockets and say "honey I am just here cause my boy wanted to come, so you are barkin up the wrong tree". Ten minutes later... phone number, date later in the week, it's on...and free! Like I said, that was back in the day... before I got engaged

 

Dating a stripper?? lol you he-bitch.

I dont think we were suckers, I think we assumed based on all the other clubs we had been to. Plus there were more bouncers and much bigger than us. We have combatives under our belt but with all the beer bottles, chairs and clear heals around, it wasnt worth it.

 

Just messin with ya! Funny story though. Yeah better to just pay up and chalk it up to a story. Better than dealin with bouncers, cops etc. That would have cost you more in the long run. Don't ask me how I know

 

 

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lol of course i have to now

how do you know