BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE
02-17-2009, 03:43 AM
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ...' He said with a deep sigh . . .
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ...' He said with a deep sigh . . .
(scroll down)
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
02-17-2009, 04:37 AM
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TFF!!Wondering if my GF will find it just as funny.....
02-17-2009, 08:47 AM
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wow that is really really good.
02-17-2009, 09:23 AM
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Funny, but OLD!! Perhaps I'm more aware of them as my wife is blonde! 
Perhaps I'm more aware of them as my wife is blonde!