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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 03:43 AM
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help

me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get

started.'



Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'



The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a

rooster.'



Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.



She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over

the table.



He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns

to her and says,



'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'



He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a

nice cup of tea, and then ...' He said with a deep sigh . . .



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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 04:29 AM
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 04:37 AM
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TFF!!

Wondering if my GF will find it just as funny.....
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 05:02 AM
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lmaooooo...
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 05:29 AM
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lol
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 08:35 AM
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 08:42 AM
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lmaooooo
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 08:47 AM
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wow that is really really good.
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:20 AM
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man i wouldnt have thought of that i was thinking something dirty lol
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:23 AM
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Funny, but OLD!! Perhaps I'm more aware of them as my wife is blonde!
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