BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE
02-17-2009 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='794994' date='Feb 17 2009, 06:23 PM
Funny, but OLD!! 
Perhaps I'm more aware of them as my wife is blonde! 
Perhaps I'm more aware of them as my wife is blonde!
02-17-2009 | 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by littlemouse' post='795009' date='Feb 17 2009, 10:32 AM
Do you ever share all these blonde jokes you hear with your wife, Dave
Nobody enjoys them more then she does, besides she's not the truest blonde there is!! Which reminds me of another old blonde joke.......
What do you call a blonde standing on her head??? A brunette with bad breath!!
02-17-2009 | 10:16 AM
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HAHA! Didn't see that coming.
02-17-2009 | 12:32 PM
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waaaahhh!!!
02-17-2009 | 05:49 PM
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The other part of the joke:
The blonde finished another jigsaw puzzle, and she called her boyfriend back to say she has proof that she's not stupid after all. "I just finished a different jigsaw", says the blonde, "It says '4-6 years' on the box, but it only took me six months."
The blonde finished another jigsaw puzzle, and she called her boyfriend back to say she has proof that she's not stupid after all. "I just finished a different jigsaw", says the blonde, "It says '4-6 years' on the box, but it only took me six months."
