Baptizing a Drunk
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A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a
preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water
and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is
almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are
you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and
asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a
little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
"Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
water again---but this time holds him! down for about 30 seconds and when he
begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found
Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
?Are you sure this is where he fell in?
preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water
and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is
almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are
you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and
asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a
little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
"Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
water again---but this time holds him! down for about 30 seconds and when he
begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found
Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
?Are you sure this is where he fell in?
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