Cock or Not?
09-02-2009 | 10:50 AM
#1
Thread Starter
Members
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 78
Likes: 0
Well I was having a sensible slow drive home from a long trip today, when a nice shiny white M5 passes me, waves at me at give me a thumbs up, as all fellow M5 drivers should!
WOW looks nice in white I'm thinking.... Must go in for a closer look!
That's strange something funny about those exhausts I'm thinking.... they have no box behind them! Maybe some nice modded exhaust? So I go to pull level with him to have a closer look, and well he SORT of pulls away from me.... AH cool I think he wants a little play, but strange its not pulling very hard? THEN I notice the very small brake discs! Interesting brake upgrade?. Going for a tiny disc to reduce stopping power! Must say probably the best FAKE M5 I?ve seen! Even had a CF effect roof! Had all the right items, side vents, M5 mirrors, correct body kit quad exhausts. Only thing that gave it away was the lack of exhaust boxes and the girly little discs!
Very appropriate number plate also?. POO, yes it sure is! Even had a M5 nurburgring sticker on the back!
I felt the need to pull level with him, he did seem rather focused on looking directly ahead and not looking towards me at all. Several honks on the horn finally made him look towards me and I felt the need to make it clear that perhaps was not very well endowed and that he liked to masturbate a lot?. Does this make me bad person?! I mean to me this sacrilige! Is it ok do such a thing?
WOW looks nice in white I'm thinking.... Must go in for a closer look!
That's strange something funny about those exhausts I'm thinking.... they have no box behind them! Maybe some nice modded exhaust? So I go to pull level with him to have a closer look, and well he SORT of pulls away from me.... AH cool I think he wants a little play, but strange its not pulling very hard? THEN I notice the very small brake discs! Interesting brake upgrade?. Going for a tiny disc to reduce stopping power! Must say probably the best FAKE M5 I?ve seen! Even had a CF effect roof! Had all the right items, side vents, M5 mirrors, correct body kit quad exhausts. Only thing that gave it away was the lack of exhaust boxes and the girly little discs!
Very appropriate number plate also?. POO, yes it sure is! Even had a M5 nurburgring sticker on the back!
I felt the need to pull level with him, he did seem rather focused on looking directly ahead and not looking towards me at all. Several honks on the horn finally made him look towards me and I felt the need to make it clear that perhaps was not very well endowed and that he liked to masturbate a lot?. Does this make me bad person?! I mean to me this sacrilige! Is it ok do such a thing?
09-02-2009 | 10:56 AM
#2
Contributors
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 2,596
Likes: 0
From: New Jersey
My Ride: '05 545 Titanium Silver, Black Leather - Nav, Logic 7, Cold weather.
Mods:
Carbon filter removed.
M5 iDrive knob.
Umnitza license plate LEDs.
MP3
40% 3M tint
ACS Anti-Roll(sway) bars
RPI Scoop
G-tech Pro RR
CF Roundels
CF Wheel caps
09-02-2009 | 10:57 AM
#3
Contributors
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,561
Likes: 0
From: Milky Way, Earth, N. America, CA, San Jose, 95136, Latitude N 37� 16.837, Longitude W 121� 50.461
My Ride: 2004 530i | Sapphire Black | Sport | Premium | NAV | Logic 7 | DPE R07 Variant S Gloss Black with Polished Lip 20x8.5 front 20x10 rear | Falken FK452 tires 245/30/20 front 275/30/20 rear | H&R Coilovers | Smoked Tail Lights | M5 trunk spoiler | AC Schnitzer style roof spoiler | HID 8000K headlights & foglights | 35% tint all around | Sprint Booster | Speed Innovation ECU tuning | M5 trunk finisher | M-Tech body kit | Remus Quad Exhaust | AC Schnitzer style pedals | Euro Stickers | RPi Ram Air Induction | Smoked LED Side Lenses | AC Schnitzer style e-brake handle | AC Schnitzer style shifter | AC Schnitzer style iDrive knob | AC Schnitzer style carbon fiber diffuser | carbon fiber hood/trunk/steering emblems | carbon fiber grilles | carbon fiber door pillars | MTEC v2 Angel Eyes | Hamann style carbon fiber splitter
09-02-2009 | 10:58 AM
#4
Contributors
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 11,084
Likes: 0
From: Thousand Oaks, California
My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills.
Retired Rides - 1989 325i convertible, 1995 M3, 2002 X5, 2005 545i, 2008 X5 (Lemon)
POSER!! 
09-02-2009 | 11:45 AM
#7
Contributors
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 8,998
Likes: 1
From: St. Louis Burbs, USA
My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
Boooooo!
09-02-2009 | 11:53 AM
#9
Contributors
Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 2,674
Likes: 0
From: FT. Bliss Texas
My Ride: 2008 528i, Space Grey, Nav, PDC, Premium, Sports, Grey Leather, Xenon, Cornering...
That is the worst!
Like the time I tried to make my Air Gordans into Jordans... Hey, we have all posed at least once.
Tonymac
Like the time I tried to make my Air Gordans into Jordans... Hey, we have all posed at least once.
Tonymac
09-02-2009 | 12:07 PM
#10
Contributors
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 2,596
Likes: 0
From: New Jersey
My Ride: '05 545 Titanium Silver, Black Leather - Nav, Logic 7, Cold weather.
Mods:
Carbon filter removed.
M5 iDrive knob.
Umnitza license plate LEDs.
MP3
40% 3M tint
ACS Anti-Roll(sway) bars
RPI Scoop
G-tech Pro RR
CF Roundels
CF Wheel caps
Originally Posted by tonymac' post='996206' date='Sep 2 2009, 03:53 PM
That is the worst!
Like the time I tried to make my Air Gordans into Jordans... Hey, we have all posed at least once.
Tonymac
Like the time I tried to make my Air Gordans into Jordans... Hey, we have all posed at least once.
Tonymac
What did you do, get a puncture?