You know you own a E60 when..........
01-12-2010 | 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by stel_i79' post='1089536' date='Jan 13 2010, 01:55 PM
when people get of the car...i TELL THEM...PLEASE DONT SLAM THE DOOR....
01-12-2010 | 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Da_Meister_22' post='1089321' date='Jan 12 2010, 04:22 PM
you speed up to other e60 on the road to see if they're stock, and look at them with a "yeah, that's right I'm not stock" face.
I did that today....And when the other E60 does not have the sun shade package and you get slightly in front of him and press the button to make sun shade go up in the rear...."yeah. he saw it."
01-13-2010 | 01:27 AM
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+1 at the parking at the end of the parking lot with no carts or other cars around & and extra 100Meters to the shop
+1 comparing other E60 around you
You know you own a E60 when.......... you see another non-stock E60 and you can tell all the part brands used on it
+1 comparing other E60 around you
You know you own a E60 when.......... you see another non-stock E60 and you can tell all the part brands used on it
01-13-2010 | 02:08 AM
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when you have a smile getting into your car and a bigger smile getting out
when other cars fly past you and you don't try to race them because you know yours is faster
when other cars fly past you and you don't try to race them because you know yours is faster
01-13-2010 | 02:28 AM
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OK, first of all, Retarditto: BIG RESPECT ON THIS THREAD! I'm impressed 
Second, all of you guys who responded so far are friggin posers and here's why:
YOU ONLY TRULY KNOW YOU OWN AN E60 AFTER (here it goes ):
YOU'VE SPENT MON-THURS AT THE SHOP GETTING THE WHEELS BALANCED, SUSPENSION CHECKED/TWEEKED AND BRINGING THE CAR TO TOP SHAPE, FRIDAY NIGHT PRACTICING THE TWISTIES FOR THE MEET ON SATURDAY, THE WHOLE SATURDAY DRIVING THE HELL OUT OF THE CURVIEST MOST DANGEROUS ROADS WITHIN DRIVING DISTANCE - TO THE POINT OF MAKING YOUR PASSENGER "ORGASMICALLY NAUSEOUS" (real life quote from the Rte 125 meet), TOOK THE LOOOOOOOOONGEST WAY HOME POSSIBLE THROUGH THE LOCAL ROADS WITH THE MOST CURVES, GOT HOME, TOOK A SHOWER AND DROVE TO THE CLUB/RESTAURANT AFTERWARD (DIDN'T DRINK SO YOU CAN DRIVE), WENT TO SLEEP THINKING ABOUT YOUR CAR AND UPON WAKING ON SUNDAY WENT DRIVING AGAIN - JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT! THEN, AND ONLY THEN DO YOU REALLY KNOW YOU OWN AN E60, CHILDREN!
Finally, you know you own an E60 when your passengers ask "where are the puke bags - you know, like they have on airplanes? I'm getting air sick"
Are you trying to encourage a bunch of statutory rapes?!
Don't lie, you smacked her like her name is Snookie, you bastard, didn't you?! baahaahahaha
Second, all of you guys who responded so far are friggin posers and here's why:
YOU ONLY TRULY KNOW YOU OWN AN E60 AFTER (here it goes
): YOU'VE SPENT MON-THURS AT THE SHOP GETTING THE WHEELS BALANCED, SUSPENSION CHECKED/TWEEKED AND BRINGING THE CAR TO TOP SHAPE, FRIDAY NIGHT PRACTICING THE TWISTIES FOR THE MEET ON SATURDAY, THE WHOLE SATURDAY DRIVING THE HELL OUT OF THE CURVIEST MOST DANGEROUS ROADS WITHIN DRIVING DISTANCE - TO THE POINT OF MAKING YOUR PASSENGER "ORGASMICALLY NAUSEOUS" (real life quote from the Rte 125 meet), TOOK THE LOOOOOOOOONGEST WAY HOME POSSIBLE THROUGH THE LOCAL ROADS WITH THE MOST CURVES, GOT HOME, TOOK A SHOWER AND DROVE TO THE CLUB/RESTAURANT AFTERWARD (DIDN'T DRINK SO YOU CAN DRIVE), WENT TO SLEEP THINKING ABOUT YOUR CAR AND UPON WAKING ON SUNDAY WENT DRIVING AGAIN - JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT! THEN, AND ONLY THEN DO YOU REALLY KNOW YOU OWN AN E60, CHILDREN!
Finally, you know you own an E60 when your passengers ask "where are the puke bags - you know, like they have on airplanes? I'm getting air sick"
Originally Posted by aretardedorange' post='1089398' date='Jan 12 2010, 08:55 PM
OMG LOL. This girl that was my date for some event almost broke my handle off when getting out of the car. She asked me to open the trunk so I do and lets say it was not pretty. She had a nasty bruise the next day. 
baahaahahaha
01-13-2010 | 02:34 AM
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Few more:
- you wanna move to SoCal because they don't have winter over there and you can drive the twisties year-round AND have RWD
- you hate the wet/cold season for preventing you from driving like you're supposed to
- 10K for a supercharger is beginning to look like a pretty decent deal after all
- 99.99999% of car mechanics look at your car like you just landed a space ship in front of them
- your monthly maintenance/modding bill is roughly twice to four times your combined monthly payment, insurance payment and gas bill
- you wanna move to SoCal because they don't have winter over there and you can drive the twisties year-round AND have RWD
- you hate the wet/cold season for preventing you from driving like you're supposed to
- 10K for a supercharger is beginning to look like a pretty decent deal after all
- 99.99999% of car mechanics look at your car like you just landed a space ship in front of them
- your monthly maintenance/modding bill is roughly twice to four times your combined monthly payment, insurance payment and gas bill
01-13-2010 | 04:47 AM
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Departed: 2006 530xi Silver gray/black, anthracite maple trim, cold, sport, nav, premium, Logic 7, 6 speed steptronic, bluetooth, adaptive xenons
Departed...2002 525i White/beige, 5 sp manual
Originally Posted by v_therussian' post='1089642' date='Jan 13 2010, 07:34 AM
- 99.99999% of car mechanics look at your car like you just landed a space ship in front of them