Suicide by 545i on the freeway at 80 MPH
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Haha that reminds me of the episode of "The Office" where Dwight brings a dead turkey to the office..
Glad you didnt try to avoid the turkey bc like you said of spinning out.
Upgrade to the M5 front bumper from Unmitza.
Glad you didnt try to avoid the turkey bc like you said of spinning out.
Upgrade to the M5 front bumper from Unmitza.
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Originally Posted by PraiseTheLowered' post='867250' date='May 3 2009, 10:30 PM
jesus man
atleast blood, guts and brains didnt splatter everywhere
did it atleast smell good? being that the cars front was probably pretty hot
atleast blood, guts and brains didnt splatter everywhere
did it atleast smell good? being that the cars front was probably pretty hot
and what was a turkey doing wandering out onto the highway?? dumb poor bird... lol.. sorry about your car.. m-tech sounds great!
but its a good thing that bird didnt jump up and hit the windshield or anything.. whew.. close call..
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Good Lord! When you said turkey I thought you were referring to some idiot who you saw drive off the rode at 80mph. I totally wasnt expecting an actual turkey.
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So to review, a Turkey decided to play "Chicken" with you and understandably lost! 
More Darwinian Theory at work, the "Smart" turkeys stay on the shoulder and don't threaten the shiny metal boxes!! 
Hope the M-tech bumper takes the sting out of this for you! 
More Darwinian Theory at work, the "Smart" turkeys stay on the shoulder and don't threaten the shiny metal boxes!! Hope the M-tech bumper takes the sting out of this for you!
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Originally Posted by eddie33081' post='867492' date='May 4 2009, 04:07 AM
lol. a bird gets massacred your get M Tech...
HAHA, +1! Poor thing...at least it didn't know what hit em...