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Old 01-21-2010, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='1094784' date='Jan 21 2010, 01:41 PM
id laugh so hard id pee myself.....lmfao!
The question is if they could catch you up on it...by the time theyd start picking speed up all they would see is dust left from the back of the car lmfao
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Originally Posted by Howitzer' post='1094791' date='Jan 21 2010, 02:05 PM
I have a feeling you're 100% lying, and I have a very good nose for B/S. We own 5'ers, these are family cars, not Lambo's.

Plus, your car has an M badge on the back, which means you're lying there, too. So if they did pull you over, this must be why.

But whatever.


Introducing the BMW 530 "M"
Lol think what you want mate...and your 100% sure i'am B/Shittin?? lmfao nah i fink for you to be 100% sure im B/S about something without you being there then your nose must be SoOoOo far up ur backside...

WOW you seriously need to get your nose (as well as your eyes) checked out by a pro cos i never said its a lambo...

LOL BMW 530 M... seriously where you born yesterday!!!
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Originally Posted by delwarulislam' post='1094986' date='Jan 21 2010, 02:03 PM
Lol think what you want mate...and your 100% sure i'am B/Shittin?? lmfao nah i fink for you to be 100% sure im B/S about something without you being there then your nose must be SoOoOo far up ur backside...

WOW you seriously need to get your nose (as well as your eyes) checked out by a pro cos i never said its a lambo...

LOL BMW 530 M... seriously where you born yesterday!!!
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Originally Posted by Howitzer' post='1094791' date='Jan 21 2010, 03:05 PM
your car has an M badge on the back, which means you're lying there, too.
Gotta get your facts right before you make such an accusation.

M badge is not uncommon in UK
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Where's that bullshit pic??
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Originally Posted by delwarulislam' post='1094986' date='Jan 21 2010, 11:03 AM
Lol think what you want mate...and your 100% sure i'am B/Shittin?? lmfao nah i fink for you to be 100% sure im B/S about something without you being there then your nose must be SoOoOo far up ur backside...

WOW you seriously need to get your nose (as well as your eyes) checked out by a pro cos i never said its a lambo...

LOL BMW 530 M... seriously where you born yesterday!!!
don't worry about Howizer, he's been known to be quite the douche.
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Originally Posted by Howitzer' post='1094791' date='Jan 21 2010, 02:05 PM
I have a feeling you're 100% lying, and I have a very good nose for B/S. We own 5'ers, these are family cars, not Lambo's.

Plus, your car has an M badge on the back, which means you're lying there, too. So if they did pull you over, this must be why.

But whatever.


Introducing the BMW 530 "M"
Howitzer try clickiin your nostril's together like Dorothy from Wizard Of Oz did with her red slippers (but try with your nostril's) and see if im B/Shittin about the picture below...lol

The picture might be from a mercedes...hmmm i dont know what do you 'smell' Howitzer?
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Originally Posted by delwarulislam' post='1095015' date='Jan 21 2010, 02:24 PM
Howitzer try clickiin your nostril's together like Dorothy from Wizard Of Oz did with her red slippers (but try with your nostril's) and see if im B/Shittin about the picture below...lol

The picture might be from a mercedes...hmmm i dont know what do you 'smell' Howitzer?
So, what kind of jack-stands did you place your car on when you red-lined it? Did the neighbors complain about the noise?
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Originally Posted by delwarulislam' post='1095015' date='Jan 21 2010, 02:24 PM
Howitzer try clickiin your nostril's together like Dorothy from Wizard Of Oz did with her red slippers (but try with your nostril's) and see if im B/Shittin about the picture below...lol

The picture might be from a mercedes...hmmm i dont know what do you 'smell' Howitzer?
Honestly, no one cares.
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Originally Posted by Krozi' post='1094551' date='Jan 20 2010, 09:07 PM
Through.


Sorry I had to
no big deal....funny thing is i actually missed that one on accident rather than mispelling it on purpose!!!!!!!


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