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New feature needed: Heated Gearshift Knob

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Old Jan 13, 2009 | 03:06 PM
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I like to golf occasionaly and on those chilly fall mornings I wish I had a balls warmer.....
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Old Jan 14, 2009 | 01:07 AM
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Don't want ball rests too?


Tiger woods is driving a BMW in ireland when he stops for gas. The gas attendant has no clue of golf whatsoever. As Tiger Woods gets out to fill some gas, a couple of tees fall down.

gas attended: vas are dose sir?
tiger woods: these are tees.
gas attendant: vat are day ged fer?
tiger woods: well they are to rest my balls pn while im driving
gas attendant: jesas christ BMW thinks of everything!
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