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Old 03-20-2009, 04:20 AM
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I'm sitting inside a starbucks right now and eyeing my german model wife - the alpine white beauty, that is restfully parked right outside the window. I'm looking at her and I can't help but feel mesmerised by her beauty: perfect body, gorgeous face; the waist line, even the shoes - she's perfect. And as I'm sitting here marvelling at myself for having attained such a fine automotive specimen all to myself, thinking "how did a kid who grew up in the streets of Russia's "criminal capital" ever manage to get this lucky!"; I can't help but think of this girl I'm friends with. You see, this girl is a supermodel, and each time you hit the scene in company of a six foot one brunette with a perfect body and eyes most men would give their lives to see smile, you'll notice two things: you will see that every guy will stare at her in awe and stare you down in blind fury. You see, that's what I feel like, when I take my e60 out. When people say "BMW drivers are assholes", or when other BMW drivers complain that they are hated, I can't help but draw a parallel. When I take a supermodel to dinner or to a cafe, or club, or a movie - and I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't do it often at all - when others stare, it's a sign of admiration of one's beauty. Some guys get angry when other guys eye their women, me - I feel proud. I did not grow up having many things others could admire, I did not have "new Russian" money - contrary, I grew up fatherless, with more than one immediate family member affected by alcoholism. I always wanted to be that guy - like all those "rich" people, with a great german car and a hot girl in the passenger seat. And while my choice of long-term relationships when it comes to women is definitely NOT supermodels (I tend to go for the girls next door types for jus about anything longer than a one night stand), my choice of cars has always been the supermodel type. So how do I reconcile with all those people staring at me when I'm stepping out of my Bimmer, opening the passenger door to let out a girl, whose legs are longer than some people's height? I feel proud of what I've done with my life, I feel nothing but love for all these haters and ain't nothing gonna change this, cuz they remind me of how I used to stare at the older guys in my neighbourhood, thinking "one day I'll be like that too"
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"One man's meat is another man's poison". Each to their own I guess when it comes to supermodels and cars.

nice story though.

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Old 03-20-2009, 04:34 AM
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i thought you were talking about me.. .............................................




just playing.. but sweet story.. you must have had a nice night huh..




p.s i feel the same way about my car..
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Originally Posted by 530goinon850' post='821970' date='Mar 20 2009, 08:20 AM
I'm sitting inside a starbucks right now and eyeing my german model wife - the alpine white beauty, that is restfully parked right outside the window. I'm looking at her and I can't help but feel mesmerised by her beauty: perfect body, gorgeous face; the waist line, even the shoes - she's perfect. And as I'm sitting here marvelling at myself for having attained such a fine automotive specimen all to myself, thinking "how did a kid who grew up in the streets of Russia's "criminal capital" ever manage to get this lucky!"; I can't help but think of this girl I'm friends with. You see, this girl is a supermodel, and each time you hit the scene in company of a six foot one brunette with a perfect body and eyes most men would give their lives to see smile, you'll notice two things: you will see that every guy will stare at her in awe and stare you down in blind fury. You see, that's what I feel like, when I take my e60 out. When people say "BMW drivers are assholes", or when other BMW drivers complain that they are hated, I can't help but draw a parallel. When I take a supermodel to dinner or to a cafe, or club, or a movie - and I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't do it often at all - when others stare, it's a sign of admiration of one's beauty. Some guys get angry when other guys eye their women, me - I feel proud. I did not grow up having many things others could admire, I did not have "new Russian" money - contrary, I grew up fatherless, with more than one immediate family member affected by alcoholism. I always wanted to be that guy - like all those "rich" people, with a great german car and a hot girl in the passenger seat. And while my choice of long-term relationships when it comes to women is definitely NOT supermodels (I tend to go for the girls next door types for jus about anything longer than a one night stand), my choice of cars has always been the supermodel type. So how do I reconcile with all those people staring at me when I'm stepping out of my Bimmer, opening the passenger door to let out a girl, whose legs are longer than some people's height? I feel proud of what I've done with my life, I feel nothing but love for all these haters and ain't nothing gonna change this, cuz they remind me of how I used to stare at the older guys in my neighbourhood, thinking "one day I'll be like that too"
And the best part is this "supermodel" takes whatever you dish out and won't talk back. Oops forgot about bluetooth and the service dept....... Ahhhh-- they're all high maintenance.
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Yes, we all get to dreamin' about our love affairs. I hate it when I get "phylosophical" though, when I know I should be getting philosophical.
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Nice story. I see my car in a very similar way
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phylosophical? Is this just a misspell or am I missing the pun?
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Originally Posted by 530goinon850' post='821970' date='Mar 20 2009, 08:20 AM
I'm sitting inside a starbucks right now and eyeing my german model wife - the alpine white beauty, that is restfully parked right outside the window. I'm looking at her and I can't help but feel mesmerised by her beauty: perfect body, gorgeous face; the waist line, even the shoes - she's perfect. And as I'm sitting here marvelling at myself for having attained such a fine automotive specimen all to myself, thinking "how did a kid who grew up in the streets of Russia's "criminal capital" ever manage to get this lucky!"; I can't help but think of this girl I'm friends with. You see, this girl is a supermodel, and each time you hit the scene in company of a six foot one brunette with a perfect body and eyes most men would give their lives to see smile, you'll notice two things: you will see that every guy will stare at her in awe and stare you down in blind fury. You see, that's what I feel like, when I take my e60 out. When people say "BMW drivers are assholes", or when other BMW drivers complain that they are hated, I can't help but draw a parallel. When I take a supermodel to dinner or to a cafe, or club, or a movie - and I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't do it often at all - when others stare, it's a sign of admiration of one's beauty. Some guys get angry when other guys eye their women, me - I feel proud. I did not grow up having many things others could admire, I did not have "new Russian" money - contrary, I grew up fatherless, with more than one immediate family member affected by alcoholism. I always wanted to be that guy - like all those "rich" people, with a great german car and a hot girl in the passenger seat. And while my choice of long-term relationships when it comes to women is definitely NOT supermodels (I tend to go for the girls next door types for jus about anything longer than a one night stand), my choice of cars has always been the supermodel type. So how do I reconcile with all those people staring at me when I'm stepping out of my Bimmer, opening the passenger door to let out a girl, whose legs are longer than some people's height? I feel proud of what I've done with my life, I feel nothing but love for all these haters and ain't nothing gonna change this, cuz they remind me of how I used to stare at the older guys in my neighbourhood, thinking "one day I'll be like that too"
Although I agree with most of what you said, our "supermodels" have a bit of fat butt issue though. Glad to see that I am not the only one who humanizes a car....
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Originally Posted by 530goinon850' post='821970
And the best part is this "supermodel" takes whatever you dish out and won't talk back. Oops forgot about bluetooth and the service dept....... Ahhhh-- they're all high maintenance.
LOL, cant live with us and cant live without us buddy!
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